Crimes And Michelles Misdemanor

[♥2006 Diva♥]

Hello again, this was 1st fanfic ever when I was on cineforums and on DaMart's boards. (Cineforums used to be a Full House forum until it took up too much bandwith).
So...Enjoy ;D

*We find Stephanie, Kimmy, and DJ in DJ/Stephanie’s room, ready to watch the Music Video Awards.*
Kimmy: You know, every year, we always watch the Music Video Awards, and all we do is pig out on junk food. Let’s make it more interesting this year!!!
Stephanie: Everytime you make it fun, it turns into crap!!!
Kimmy: I bet you, 3 marshmellows that the guys from Guns And Roses falls off the stage!!!
DJ: I bet you, 5 cookies they don’t even find the stage!!!
DJ + Kimmy: Deal!!!
*Michelle enters the room.*
Michelle: Pillow fight!!!
*She hits Stephanie with a pillow.*
Stephanie: C’mon DJ, pillow fight!!!
*She hits DJ with a pillow, knocking over marshmellows on the table. Then DJ, Stephanie, Kimmy, and Michelle are pillow fighting until the coat rack gets knocked over and breaks the window.*
DJ: Oh no, WE’RE DEAD!!!
*Danny runs into the room.*
Danny: Girls, are you…*sees the broken window*…OH MY GOD!!!
DJ: Dad, I’m so sorry!!!
Danny: Will somebody give me an explanations for this!?!?!
Stephanie: Michelle started the pillow fight!!!
Danny: Is that true, Michelle???
Michelle: Yes I did.
Danny: That’s ok, Michelle, we all make mistakes. *he then turns to the other girls.* Girls, I am very disappointed in you!!! You could’ve gotten hurt!!! You should be setting an example for Michelle!!!
DJ: But we were setting an example, we were showing her how pillow fights can be distructive.
Danny: I don't care!!! You guys are going to pay for all the damage you did!!!
DJ: Dad, that’s totally unfair, what’s Michele’s punishment?!?!
Danny: Michelle doesn’t get punished, and you do. Now Kimmy, I’m going to send you home, so goodbye!!!
Kimmy: Goodbye, Mr. T!!! *turns to Stephanie and DJ* Sorry, girls.
Danny: DJ, Stephanie, go to bed right now. And Michelle princess, you can stay up as long as you want, and then we’ll have some ice cream!!! *He kisses Michelle.*
Michelle: Oh boy!!!
*Danny and Michelle leave the room.*
Michelle, (giving DJ and Stephanie a dirty look): Ha-ha!!!
DJ: I can’t believe it!!! Dad treats Michelle like cinderella, and we’re like the ugly step-sisters!!!
Stephanie: Who are you calling ugly?!?!?

[Thumbelina]

I love it! it is really good how u base ur fanfics as though this didnt happen so u make a fanfic fixing it I love that in writing

[♥2006 Diva♥]

Thanks, I might start another fanfic that based on the style of this story and "DJ Speaks her Mind." And that story will be similar to Season 1's "DJ Tanner's Day Off."

[♥2006 Diva♥]

Here's the next part:

*We find Danny and Michelle in the kitchen, eating ice-cream.*
Danny: Did you like your “ouce-cream”, Michelle???
Michelle: Yes, I did, daddy!!!
*Danny kisses Michelle.*
Danny: Well, do you want to go to bed, now???
Michelle: No, I want to watch TV!!!
Danny: Ok princess, and how about we color in the coloring book with some markers!!!
Michelle: Ok, let’s go, Daddy!!!
Danny: Nah, you go ahead, I’m going to bed!!! Goodnight, sweetheart!!!
Michelle, (going into the living room): Goodnight, daddy!!!
*Michelle goes into the living room, turns on the TV, and then she gets out the markers, and starts drawing all over the walls.*
Stephanie, (coming down the stairs): Oh my god, DAD!!!
*Danny and DJ come running downstairs.*
Danny: what’s wrong, Stephanie???
DJ: Look what Michelle did!!!
*Danny looks at how Michelle drew all over the walls.*
Danny: Michelle, that was brilliant!!! I’m so proud of you!!!
Michelle, (with a snobby look on her face): Thanks, daddy!!!
Stephanie: Dad, that’s not fair, she ruined the walls!!!
Danny: Girls, Michelle can draw on the walls if she wants, now go back to your room or you’re grounded for a month!!!
DJ: Let’s just go, Stephanie.
*DJ and Stephanie go back upstairs.*
Danny: Well Michelle, I think it’s time for bed!!!
Michelle: No!!!
Danny: Yes, Michelle. Now come on!!!
*Michelle starts crying.*
Michelle: It’s not fair, I WANNA STAY UP LATER!!!
Danny: But Michelle-
Michelle, (sobbing): C’mon, Daddy!!! You’re so mean!!!
Danny: Ok, but let’s just go to your room and read Dr. Seuss!!!
*Michelle stops crying.*
Michelle: Thanks, daddy!!!

*Danny has just finished reading Michelle a Dr. Seuss book, and Jesse and Joey enter Michelle’s room.*
Jesse: Hey munchkin, what are you doing???
Michelle: I’m going to go to bed!!!
Joey: Ok, goodnight, Michelle!!!
Michelle: Wait!!!
Jesse: Yeah, Michelle???
Michelle: Can you sing me the Teddy Bear song???
Joey: But Michelle, it’s late!!!
Danny: Guys, c’mon, let’s just sing it to her!!! Otherwise, she’ll cry.
Jesse: Ok. Here we go, shorty, a 1, 2, a 1, 2, 3...
Jesse: Oh baby let me be,
Danny: your loving teddy bear.
Joey: put a chain around my neck and leave me anywhere.
Jesse: Oh let me be,
Jesse, Joey, and Danny: Oh let him be…<br>Jesse: Your teddy bear.
Jesse, Joey, and Danny: Whap dowadda wadda, whap dowaddawadda
Jesse: I just want to be your teddy bear.
Jesse, Joey, and Danny: Oooooh!!!
Michelle: Yeah!!!
Jesse: Alright Michelle, good night!!!
Michelle: Goodnight, everyone!!!
Jesse, Joey, and Danny: Goodnight, Michelle!!!
*All 3 men leave the room.*

[♥2006 Diva♥]

*The Next Day, we find DJ and Stephanie raking the leaves and Michelle comes out and jumps on them.*
Michelle: Yeah!!!
DJ: Michelle!!!
*Michelle ignores DJ and ruins the leaf pile.*
DJ, (getting ticked off): That’s it!!! *She makes Michelle rake all the other leaves.* you mess them up, you rake them!!!
*Michelle rakes the leaves and Danny comes outside.*
Danny: DJ, Stephanie, I can’t believe that you’re making Michelle do your own punishment!!!
Stephanie: But dad-
DJ: Save your energy, Stephanie. You’ll need it to rake.
Danny: That’s right, and you will be raking leaves until Fall is over!!!
Michelle: I want to go swimming!!!
Danny: No Michelle, it’s too cold.
*Michelle starts crying.*
Michelle: I want to go swimming!!! It’s not fair!!!
DJ, (whispering to Stephanie): What a brat!!!
Stephanie: You’ve got that right!!!
Danny: Michelle, it’s fall, you can’t go swimming!!!
*Michelle starts to cry even more and throws a huge and loud tantrum like a spoiled brat.*
Michelle: I WANNA GO SWIMMING, I WANNA GO SWIMMING, I WANNA GO SWIMMING IT’S NOT FAIR DADDY!!!
*She gets hysterical.*
Danny: Ok sweetheart, you can go swimming!!!
*Michelle stops crying.*
Michelle: Yeah, thank you, daddy!!!
Danny, (picking Michelle up): You’re welcome, princess!!!!
*He kisses her.*
Danny: Girls, back to work right now!!!
*DJ and Stephanie roll their eyes.*

*3 hours later, when Stephanie and DJ are done raking the leaves, we find Michelle in the pool.*
Danny: Having fun, Michelle???
Michelle: Yes daddy, I’m having so much fun!!!
DJ, (whispering to Stephanie): Maybe if I talk to dad, he’ll start having more common sense into raising Michelle right.
Stephanie, (whispering back): Good idea, DJ.
DJ: Dad, can I talk to you privately???
Danny: Sure, DJ.
*Stephanie is listening from the kitchen.*
DJ: I want to talk to you about Michelle.
Danny, (rolling his eyes): DJ, I don’t want to hear your complaining. Michelle can do-
DJ: Dad, no!!! What are you doing?!?!?! You always let her get away with murder!!! It’s just not fair!!!
Danny: DJ, children learn creative thinking in very clever ways, especially at 3 years old.
DJ: Dad, that’s not the point!!! Michelle is disobeying you!!!
Danny: But there’s no harm in that. None @ all!!!
DJ: You know what dad, I give up!!! When you need help trying to raise Michelle, I'm not gonna be there!!! *she walks away from Danny and Stephanie is still in the kitchen listening.*
Stephanie: It didn’t work, did it???
DJ: No, but you know what, Stephanie???
Stephanie: What???
DJ: I have a better idea. I’m going to discipline Michelle myself!!!
Stephanie: How are you going to do that???
DJ: I’m going to lay down the law, and I’m going to make sure she doesn’t turn into a spoiled brat!!! Trust me, all my talk will be 100% worth it @ the end!!!
Stephanie: Wow, you’re smart!!!
DJ: I know, right. Now here it goes. *she walks up to Michelle.* Michelle, I want you out of the pool right now!!!
Michelle: Why???
DJ: Because I said so, now go upstairs right now!!!
Michele: Ok.
*Michelle goes upstairs and DJ follows her.*
DJ: Now I want you to put your clothes back on and then meet me downstairs, understand?!?!?!
Michelle: Yes, DJ.

[♥2006 Diva♥]

*Later, Michelle has changed back into her clothes.*
DJ: Michelle, get over here.
Michelle: What’s with the bucket, water, and sponge???
DJ: See that writing you did on the walls?!?!
Michelle: Yes, I did a very good job!!!
DJ: Yeah, a good job destroying this expensive house!!! Now you take this sponge and water and you are going to clean off ALL OF THE WRITING until everything comes off. And I want the walls SPOTLESSLY CLEAN, UNDERSTAND?!?!?!
Michelle: Yes, DJ.
DJ: Good, now get scrubbing!!!
*DJ leaves the living room and joins Stephanie in the kitchen.*
Stephanie: My, you really showed her.
DJ: Yeah, it’s great to get through to kids.
Stephanie: What are you going to do, next???
DJ: When she’s done scrubbing, I’m going to explain to Michelle that she has been acting very rude and spoiled lately, and I will send her to time out in her room until she can learn to behave. She won’t leave her room until she can learn to be nicer.
Stephanie: All right, DJ!!!
*DJ and Stephanie shake hands.*

*15 minutes later, Michelle is done cleaning up the walls.*
DJ: You done, Michelle???
Michelle: Yes, DJ.
DJ: Ok, good. Now I want you upstairs in your room, I would like to talk to you about something.
Michelle: Ok.
*Michelle goes into her room and DJ follows her.*
DJ: Now Michelle, you have been getting off to easy around here lately, and everybody is tired of it!!! Dad has been letting you get away with absolutely everything!!!
Michelle: No, he hasn’t. I’m the little princess.
DJ, (now ticked off): See, that’s exactly my point!!! Dad lets you do everything, and that’s not right!!! Now, since mom is no longer around, I’m the one that will be doing all the punishing!!!
Michelle: Am I in big trouble, mister???
DJ: Yes Michelle, you definitely are.
Michelle: I’m sorry.
DJ: I know you are. Now, I want you to sit in that chair facing the wall, and you will not be allowed to move until dinner is ready!!!
Michelle: Is this some kind of joke???
DJ: No, this is not a joke!!! Now get the chair, turn it to the wall, and sit there until dinner is ready, and I’m going to have Stephanie look after you every once in a while so you don’t escape!!!
Michelle: Ok, DJ.
*Michelle gets the chair and then sits down in it, facing the wall.*
DJ, (entering her room): Well, it worked!!!
Stephanie: So I take everything turned out right???
DJ: Yep, and she listened to everything that I said!!!
Stephanie: So how long will Michelle be “punished” for???
DJ: I told her to sit in the corner and in the chair, and I told her she can’t leave until dinner was ready.
*Stephanie and DJ high 5 each other.*

[♥2006 Diva♥]

*We find Michelle in her room, still facing the wall.*
Michelle: This is no fun, looking @ the wall.
*DJ enters the room.*
DJ: Michelle, are you ready to be a good girl???
Michelle: Yes, I’ll be a very good girl.
DJ: Now what did you learn during your punishment???
Michelle: Don’t bring the pool in the house.
DJ: What else???
Michelle: Don’t get away with everything???
DJ: Yeah, that’s right. Michelle, if daddy or someone else tells you no, then you’ve got to except that. You can’t just start crying until whoever gives in and then says yes. That’s not right.
Michelle: I know, I will never be a spoiled brat, again.
DJ: Very good, now come on, dinner is almost ready.
*DJ and Michelle walk into the kitchen.*
Stephanie: How did it go???
DJ: Very good.
Danny: Michelle, would you like some more “ouce-cream” for dinner???
Michelle: No thank you.
Danny: You sure???
Michelle: Yes, daddy.
Danny: Ok, princess.
*Danny kisses Michelle.*
DJ: Yes!!!

THE END!!! ;D
What did you think of that fanfic??

[~*~♥Janelle&hearts~*~]

I love that one!

[~*~♥Janelle&hearts~*~]

Like I said before, you have so much talent. ;D

[♥2006 Diva♥]

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it

[Thumbelina]

That was awesome!

[~*~♥Janelle&hearts~*~]

diva4ever said:

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it

You're welcome.