DJ Tanner's Day Off...Literally

[♥2006 Diva♥]

Hi everyone, this is similar to Season 1's "DJ Tanner's Day Off," only instead of DJ getting caught by Joey, she actually gets away with murder.
Enjoy!!! ;D

*11 year old DJ Tanner was in her room one night, listening to her favorite song from Stacey Q, when Kimmy comes into her room.*
Kimmy: What are you doing??
DJ, (turning the music off): Um, just brushing my hair. What do you have in your hand there??
Kimmy: It’s a note to get me out of school tomorrow. It says “Please excuse Kimmy from school. Her rabbit is having babies and we’d like Kimmy to share this experience.”
DJ: Your mother wrote this??
Kimmy: Nope, my parents are in Vegas, my brother Garth wrote this.
DJ: Good for you. I have nothing to get me out of school tomorrow.
Danny,(calling from downsatirs): DJ, come say goodbye to me.
*Everybody comes downstairs.*
DJ: Hey dad, can you get me Stacey Q’s autograph tomorrow??
Danny: Sure, DJ no problem.
DJ: Okay thanks Just sign this note.
*Danny reads the note and laughs.*
Danny: Nice try, DJ. But you have to go to school.
DJ: Dad, its not fair Kimmy gets to stay home from school.
Danny: Well, you’re not Kimmy. I don’t even know why she even wrote that note you just showed me. Now hug me goodbye.
*DJ and Danny hug, and then he leaves.*
Kimmy: Sorry, DJ.
DJ: Kimmy, this isn’t over yet. I’m gonna find a way out of this.
***This is what I haveso far. I'll continue the rest as soon as I type this on WordPerfect12.***

[♥2006 Diva♥]

Ok, here's the next part of the story:

*Later that night, DJ goes into Jesse’s room to “interview” him.*
DJ: Hi, Uncle Jesse.
Jesse: Hi, DJ. What are you up too??
DJ: I’m doing a school report on my family members, so I thought I might interview you first.
Jesse: Okay then, interview on.
DJ: Were you ever a wild child??
Jesse: Of course I was. I was a “munchkin rebel.”
DJ: Cool, have you ever cut school for any reason??
Jesse: Ohhhh yes. A whole bunch of times. I remember this one time when I wanted to see the Rolling Stones’ Farewell Concert. It might of been their 5th or 6th...
DJ, (interrupting): Just get on to how you ditched.
Jesse: Oh, right. So anyways, I told my mom I head a fever, red eyes, and cold hands, and then those 2 magical words: I’m siiiiiiick.
DJ: Cool, Uncle Jesse. So what else happened??
Jesse: Well, my mom called me in sick, and then I got right back up on my feet and convinced my mom I was all better.
DJ: So, did she drive you to school after that??
Jesse: Definitely. And they weren’t even excepting me, so after my mom left, I went right for the concert and a great time
DJ: Did your mom ever find out you skipped school??
Jesse: She didn’t even suspect a thing.
DJ: Great, that’s all I need to know about you. Thanks, Uncle Jesse.
Jesse: No problem, DJ
*The next morning, DJ is in the bathroom with 2 pops in her hands, and sniffing an onion to make her eyes red. She then checks her progress.*
DJ: 106, hospital *she shakes the thermometer* 104, doctor *she shakes it one more time* 101, no school
*DJ leaves the bathroom and goes into her room to pretend she’s sick.*
DJ: Ohhhhhhh.
Stephanie: What’s wrong??
DJ: I’m siiiiiiiiiiiiick.
Stephanie: Let me see.
*Stephanie feels her forehead.*
Stephanie: Poor DJ, you’ve got a fever. JOEY, GET IN HERE
*Joey comes upstairs.*
Joey: Everything ok, Stephanie??
Stephanie: Nope, DJ is siiiiiiiick.
*Joey checks the thermometer.*
Joey: DJ, you’ve got a fever of 101.
DJ: I do ? ?
*DJ looks @ the thermometer herself.*
DJ: What ? ? I can’t miss school. I got a huge test on C-C-Canada
Joey: Well too bad, you’re staying home today.
Stephanie: I’m sorry DJ, get well soon.
*Stephanie and Joey leave the room.*
DJ: Yes!!!

[Michelle]

so far I find it really good

[Steph ROX]

diva4ever said:

Hi everyone, this is similar to Season 1's "DJ Tanner's Day Off," only instead of DJ getting caught by Joey, she actually gets away with murder.

is it really a murder or a crime lol

[♥2006 Diva♥]

Let's just say, she gets away with it. (Or @ least in this story)

[michelle]

diva4ever said:

Let's just say, she gets away with it. (Or @ least in this story)

u said murder is she killing someone??? LOL

[♥2006 Diva♥]

Nope, not @ all.

[~*~♥Janelle&hearts~*~]

That's a cool story.

~*~Janelle~*~

[♥2006 Diva♥]

Thanks

[♥2006 Diva♥]

Ok, here's some more of the story:

*DJ then gets out of bed, puts the thermometer away and washes up for the day. By the time she gets downstairs, Joey and Michelle see her.*
Joey: DJ, where are you going?!?!
DJ: I’m going to school.
Joey: But I thought you were sick.
DJ: Well, I’m all better now.
Joey: That can’t be possible.
DJ: Look, I just want to get to school so I can take that Canada test. If I don’t pass, I’ll fail!!!
Joey: So that’s the only reason you wanted to go to school today??
DJ: Yes, exactly. So please, can I go to school??
Joey: Ok, fine DJ. Good luck on that test.
DJ: Okay, bye Joey!!!
*We find DJ and Kimmy 2 the mall, waiting in a long line.*
Kimmy: Hey DJ, can you see anything??
DJ: No, the line is way too long.
Kimmy: I really hope I get that autograph.
DJ: Yeah, me too. If I don’t get it, I’ll die!!!
Kimmy: I know what you mean. But you know, @ least there are a lot of Stacey Q fans that like her just as much as we do.
DJ: Yeah, that’s pretty cool.
Kimmy: DJ, save my spot. I’m gonna go see what’s taking so long.
DJ: Kimmy, you know why the line is so long...Duh!!!
Kimmy: Just save my spot.
*Kimmy goes up to the long line and asks random people if she can cut in front of them.
Kimmy: Excuse me, do you people mind if I cut in front of you??
Person 1:No way, kid!!! Where did you come from?!?!
Kimmy: The back of the line. Can I please cut in front of one of you?!?!
Person 2: Forget it, kid. We were here first!!!
Kimmy: Ok, fine.
*Kimmy comes back to DJ.*
DJ: So...
Kimmy: Nobody would cut in line. Now were stuck waiting here.
*15 minuted later, when DJ and Kimmy are next in line.*
Stacey Q: Ok, who’s next!!!
Kimmy: Its me, Kimmy. There’s 2 m’s, a Y, a K, and an I. But not in that order of course.
DJ: And make mine out to DJ. The girl that’s like a sister to me.
*Stacey Q signs both autographs.*
Stacey Q: See you soon.
DJ + Kimmy: She wants to be our friend!!! She’s so rad!!!
*Kimmy and DJ walk out of line, when they see Joey and Michelle.*
DJ: Oh my god, it’s Joey!!!
Kimmy: Quick, let’s hide!!!
*Kimmy and DJ hide. That’s when Michelle sees both of them.*
DJ: No, no, Michelle. Go back to Joey!!!
Michelle goes up to them anyway.
DJ: Oh god, I can’t believe I taught this trick!!!
Kimmy: Let’s run, now!!!
DJ: Okay, on the count of 3, we’ll run out as fast as we can. 1, 2, 3!!!
*DJ and Kimmy run right out of the mall.*
Joey: Hey, did somebody just run out of the mall??
Some person: I guess so.
Joey: I guess they were pretty excited about getting Stacey Q’s autograph.

***This story is not done yet. But as soon as I come up with more ideas, I'll finish it up.***

[michelle]

so far so good

[♥2006 Diva♥]

Thanks, now I'm just trying to come up with the ideas.

[Michelle]

Take your time Diva

[♥2006 Diva♥]

I know, I will

[Michelle]

COOL!